Who writes this stuff (2)

I forgot to mention that the "From" box said UPS. So who is it, the post office, FedEx or UPS?

Who writes this stuff?

And how do they sleep at night? I got this phishing scheme in my junk box today and could only laugh and shake my head. The package arrived "AT December 7"? In English we say ON December 7. And this person wants me to think that FedEx still has "postriders"? And I should "go to the nearest our office"? At least they offered to give FedEx the copyright on this piece of trash.

Even sadder, who falls for this? Who would actually click on the "GET POSTAL RECEIPT" link? (I removed the hyperlink for your safety).
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FedEx
Order: SGH-5720-4522449152
Order Date: Monday, 2 December 2012, 12:32 AM
Dear Customer, Your parcel has arrived at the post office at December 7.Our postrider was unable to deliver the parcel to you. To receive a parcel, please, go to the nearest our office and show this postal receipt.
	GET POSTAL RECEIPT
Best Regards, The FedEx Team.
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